• person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
  • me: nope
  • person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
  • me: i'm not

the-newcancer:

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

get out of my face rn

(via behntheredonnethat)

netlfix:

legend has it theres life outside the internet

(Source: netlfix, via epic-humor)

"Depressed? Do something that makes you happy!"

little-sound:

edrecoveryprobs:

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I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS EXPLAINED BETTER THANK YOU SQUIDWARD

(via happiest)

croutoncat:

i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now

(via happiest)

bagmilk:

bagmilk:

your dad left you because he couldn’t right

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(via crunchier)

therealgracenote:

therealslimimpulse:

goldenclitoris:

throwbacksongs:

Eminem - My Salsa

play this at my funeral

guys its back

I haven’t even fucking listened to this yet, but I’m reblogging because I already know…That I’m gonna love the shit out of it.

(via i-am-a-teenage-anarchist)